- me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that
I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
i just ordered dominos and they gave me this
so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well
i am suing dominos and i hate america
Waiting for the inevitable supernatural gif…
DID SOMEBODY SAY PIE?
WELL DONE PUSHING DAISIES FANDOM
text posts ft. the avengers
PROPER USAGE OF TWITTER
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
Harper’s Bazaar Photoshoot Outtake [x]
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"