Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark
let’s precariously light these objects up
i am moderately aflame
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
You’re almost hell’s bitch. So, you can see hell’s other bitches.
who wore it best?
ever wish u could just
What jerk made this
it was me
expressing my personal feelings about my body
i’ll make sure not to do that next time
I fucking cannot with this man.
how drunk was he?
A lot drunk
If you identify as a feminist I’m going to need you to stay at least 50 feet away from me, thanks.
A hoard of feminists all stand exactly 50 feet around you. Many other feminists slowly gather around, creating a large circle. You have said the wrong thing. You will never touch nor hear what these feminists have to say but they will always remain exactly 50 feet away from you in a large circle. Always. This is your fate.
And now, the weather.
you know what really turns me on?
15 Day Chris Evans challenge → Day 6: Favorite quote
this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help