and then there’s Benedict
sometimes I forget they’re the same person
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
you ask the real questions
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
to the idea of a woman
that the thought
of self love and confidence
is repulsive. Michelle K., What Do You Really Mean When You Call Her a Bitch? (via housewifeswag)
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
- how to finger a girl: put your tongue in it.
when super cute boys have low standards
my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.
What if to announce Mary’s pregnancy, they just send everyone a picture of the Papa Johns pizza logo with Johns face photoshopped onto it
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection